Is my son normal? I am desperate! Please help me Uncle.
I am at my wits end with worry. Everybody thinks my son Lancelot is normal. In many ways he is very normal. He is bisexual and has had over 13,000 dates, including one that didn't go well. He has green hair, a pierced elbow and tattooed knuckles. He wears nice shoes and drives a Mk2 Ford Escort with Weber & Dellorto side-draught and down draught carbs, (altho' I am just a normal mum and don't know that much about car intakes or even fuel injection).
Lancelot is now 18 and when I go up to his bedroom, I can hear him playing Emerson Lake and Palmer music. I have never told anybody about this before but now I need advice before I do something rash!
If I throw him out on the street, then others will find out, so that isn't an option.
If I ignore it, will it go away? If I confront him, I fear he will become so embarrassed that he will never be able to look me in the eyes again(Altho' he is 24cm taller than me, so hasn't done so for about 10 years).
Are there any tablets I can get on the internet for this? Maybe from China?
PLEASE HELP!
Sharon
Lancelot is now 18 and when I go up to his bedroom, I can hear him playing Emerson Lake and Palmer music. I have never told anybody about this before but now I need advice before I do something rash!
If I throw him out on the street, then others will find out, so that isn't an option.
If I ignore it, will it go away? If I confront him, I fear he will become so embarrassed that he will never be able to look me in the eyes again(Altho' he is 24cm taller than me, so hasn't done so for about 10 years).
Are there any tablets I can get on the internet for this? Maybe from China?
PLEASE HELP!
Sharon
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